December 30, 2006

Another Year End Book List

The Archivist: A Novel Austerlitz (Modern Library Paperbacks) Anansi Boys Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West The Creek The Killing of the Tinkers: A Novel (Jack Taylor) Bullets She\'s Come Undone (Oprah\'s Book Club) Death Without Company The Cold Dish: A Novel Spinning Dixie Ironfire: A Novel of the Knights of Malta and the Last Battle of the Crusades Love You to Bits and Pieces: Life with David Helfgott The Confession Monkeewrench Marley & Me: Life and Love with the World\'s Worst Dog In a Pit with a Lion on a Snowy Day: How to Survive and Thrive When Opportunity Roars The Bookwoman\'s Last Fling: A Cliff Janeway Novel Triptych A Fire Upon The Deep (Zones of Thought) Water for Elephants: A Novel The Eight

Looking for a good book to read in 2007?  Somewhere between 150,000 and 200,000 books are published every year, so there will be plenty to choose from come Authorgeddon.  The following list comes from a thread on the Amazon.com Seller Community Message Board entitled 2006-best books you read this year by author you haven’t read before.  These are books that the independent booksellers of Amazon have deemed worthy enough to be posted on an obscure and usually ridiculous waste of time.  That being said, there are some excellent books in the lot.  There is also some crap.  As of this posting, the list is found below and above.  It is still evolving, so check it out yourself.

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December 17, 2006

That’s not punny!

Filed under: Culture of the Book,Etymology,Off Topic,Reading,Word play — seth @ 2:18 pm

 Get Thee to a Punnery (revised) Have Yourself a Punny Little Christmas The Best Book of Puns Puns Spooken Here The Smoking Pun: Crimes Against the Language A Dictionary of Shakespeare\'s Sexual Puns and Their Significance

 

In the opening of Get Thee to a Punnery, Richard Lederer quotes John Dennis, “A pun is the lowest form of wit.”  He then quotes Henry Erksine’s response, “it is, therefore, the foundation of all wit.”  I agree with Erksine, since a game of Balderdash with my family is never about guessing definitions and everything about who can come up with the worst pun.  For today’s post, I give you the following e-mail I received from my father concerning the setup pun:

A setup pun is a conspiracy of narrative and word play. In setup
punnery, the punster contrives an imaginary situation that leads up to
a climax punningly, cunningly, and stunningly based on a well-known
expression or title. In a good setup pun, we groan at the absurdity of
the situation while admiring the ingenuity with which the tale reaches
its foreordained conclusion.

Rudolph, a dedicated Russian communist and important rocket scientist,
was about to launch a large satellite. His wife, a fellow scientist at
the base, urged Rudolph to postpone the launch because, she asserted, a
hard rain was about to fall. Their collegial disagreement soon
escalated into a furious argument that Rudolph closed by shouting,
“Rudolph, the Red, knows rain, dear!”

A mother was pleased with the card her son had made her for Christmas,
but was puzzled as to the scraggly-looking tree from which many
presents dangled, and at the very top, something that looked strangely
like a bullet. She asked him if he would explain the drawing and why
the tree itself was so bare, instead of a fat pine tree. “It’s not a
traditional Christmas tree,” he explained. “It’s  a cartridge in a bare
tree.”

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December 16, 2006

Pisces Win Cosmic Series

Filed under: Books,Cosmic Baseball,Culture of the Book,Off Topic — seth @ 7:11 am

 The Universal Baseball Association, Inc., J. Henry Waugh, Prop. Memoirs of a Beatnik Recollections of My Life as a Woman: The New York Years Raising the Bar: Ruth Bader Ginsburg and the ACLU Women\'s Rights Project Ruth Bader Ginsburg (Women of Achievement) Beat Poets (Everyman\'s Library Pocket Poets) Pisces (Super Horoscopes 2007) (Super Horoscopes)

The Paradise Pisces sentenced the Dharma Beats to another year as bridesmaid by taking the 2006 Cosmic Universal Series in six games last month.  The series win adds to the list of reasons for the Pisces status as flagship team of the Cosmic Baseball Association, and adds one more opportunity missed to the Beats who lost their third bid to be crowned champions.

Things looked good early for the Beats, who rallied behind strong pitching efforts by poet Diane DiPrima in games one and five, but a breakout game by rookie phenom Ruth Bader Ginsberg was too much for the Beats to overcome.  This is the fifth win for the Pisces, who last won in 2000.

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December 13, 2006

The Literary Mix Tape

Filed under: Authors,Blogging,Books,Culture of the Book,writing — seth @ 9:01 pm

 Enemy Pie (Reading Rainbow book) Ender\'s Game Gift Edition (Ender Quartet) Georgie May Tooth and Claw: and Other Stories Gift Of Stones Grey Area: And Other Stories Blindness (Harvest Book)  Howl on Trial: The Battle for Free Expression

I am no fan of Madison Avenue, but I do admire the creativity and occasional success at producing advertisements that, but for the motivation, would have been correctly labeled as art.  Marketing is an area around which I get squeamish defending my belief in absolute free speech and free markets.  Ideals would be great if it were not for the human beings who gave birth to them.

Enter John Fox, a self-proclaimed fiction writer and professor, who recently started keeping a literary blog.  My own discovery of Professor Fox and his blog came as a result of finding that he has added me to his blogroll.  In all sincerity, I am always pleased to be added to a blogroll, especially when they are short (The blogroll, that is. Physical stature is only a passing concern.), and I am added unknown to the adder.  I’ve known a few adders and it’s a bad idea to make fun venom.  (I am probably no longer on any blogroll after that last sentence.)

Anyway, my favorite part of BookFox is the Literary Mix Tape.  The blogger in question chooses a few short passages all related to a particular idea or theme.  Now, perhaps you were wondering why I started with a short jab at Madison Avenue.  Well, anytime one can cheap shot those soulless bastards, even at the expense of saliency, I say go for it.  But, I have a reason for this and it is taking me entirely too long to get to it.

The concept of gathering readings on a particular subject is nothing new, but our new pal John Fox seems to have coined a phrase, and has marketed it well on his site.  He has given it a new spin.  Repackaged it, if you will.  A short bit of Yahoo! research turns up the following:

That was about it.  Searching the term in quotes on Yahoo! generates only four pages of results.  So BookFox is on top of something new here in the blogosphere.  Plus he seem pretty good at it.  I enjoyed all five of his “tapes”, and am looking forward to the next one.  I will probably show them to my students after Christmas break, and perhaps put together a year ending activity along similar lines.

So check out BookFox.  Lots to enjoy.

Here is a quick and sorry version of my own literary mix tape.  I am just finishing Ender’s Game with some of my 11th graders, so the subject is timely to me.

To an Enemy
Maxwell Bodenheim

I DESPISE my friends more than you.
I would have known myself, but they stood before the mirrors
And painted on them images of the virtues I craved.
You came with sharpest chisel, scraping away the false paint. 
Then I knew and detested myself, but not you:
For glimpses of you in the glasses you uncovered.

 

From Ender’s Game
Orson Scott Card
I am your enemy, the first one you’ve ever had who was smarter than you.  There is no teacher, but the enemy.  No one but the enemy will tell you what the enemy is going to do.  No one but the enemy will ever teach you how to destroy and conquer.  Only the enemy shows where you are weak.  Only the enemy tells you where he is strong.  And the rules of the game are what you can do to him and what you can stop him from doing to you.  I am your enemy from now on.  From now on I am your teacher.

 

From Enemy Pie
by Derek Munson and Tara Calahan King (Illustrator)
He talked quietly.  “There is one part of Enemy Pie that I can’t do.  In order for it to work, you need to spend a day with your enemy.  Even worse, you have to be nice to him.  It’s not easy.  But that’s the only way that Enemy Pie can work.  Are you sure you want to go through with this?”

Of course I was.

It sounded Horrible.  It was scary.  But is was worth a try.  All I had to do was spend one day with Jeremy Ross, then he’d be out of my hair for the rest of my life.  I rode my bike to his house and knocked on the door.

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