Like everyone else, I have ideas that I think are genius, but are subsequently destroyed by objective opinion. I refuse to believe that any of my own ideas were originally bad. They were made bad by contamination. So this time, I am sending the idea into the public domain before anyone has a chance to shoot it down. If its wings are made of wax, so be it.
Of course, this is not a new idea. Very few ideas are. Most of them occur on a spectrum, like a color wheel, and are simply different shades of a larger idea that has been produced by mixing small ideas together. My idea is like that.
This idea is part meme, part writing exercise, part pop culture nonsense.
Because I sell books and waste time (although not in that order) I have stacks of books all around the house. One of the stacks next to my computer was upended by one of our cats this afternoon. As I was finishing the restacking job, there came the inevitable moment when I realized that, like refolding a road map, books do not re-pile in the same way they began. As I looked at the leaning and wavering tower, I realized I had five books left in my hand. Curious, I looked at the titles. Here is what I had:
- The Sudden Strangers by William E. Barrent
- The Moon’s A Balloon by David Niven
- Mister Smith by Louis Bromfield
- The Accidental Tourist by Anne Tyler
- The Walls of JoLo by Alan Caillou
So the contest has two parts. First, if you want to try to match the first lines to their titles, please do. Enter your guesses as comments, or e-mail them if you want. Winners who don’t cheat will receive a sense of fulfillment and self-satisfaction. The second, and more formal (but not really) part of the contest is to submit (via e-mail) a short written piece (no more than 250 words) that begins with one of the first lines. If I get five or more entries, I will send you the book of your choice from the list (all are used, and either mass market paperbacks or book club edition hard covers) and post the winning entry. Fun for you, content for me. Here are the first lines:
- “There was something awesome in the silence that surrounded them.”
- “They were supposed to stay at the beach a week, but neither of them had the heart for it and they decided to come back early.”
- “This time I think I can do it.”
- “Nessie, when I saw her, was nineteen, honey-blond, pretty rather than beautiful, a figure like a two-armed Venus de Milo who had been on a sensible diet, had a pair of legs that went on forever, and a glorious sense of the ridiculous.”
- “Dorinda Day was a personality.”
Good luck. I hope I get at least one entry.
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